My seven year old has been suffering from chapped lips lately. I've told him to get lip balm from the corner table any time he needs it.
In the middle of eating his spaghetti, he jumped up and ran into the kitchen saying, "I need chop sticks!" Aaron and I looked at each other, wondering why he wanted chop sticks for his spaghetti. When I questioned him, he was reaching for the lip balm and said, "It's for my chapped lips! You said I could use it..."
After uncontrollably laughing, I corrected him, "It's not chop sticks, it's CHAP stick! You know, 'cause it's for chapped lips."