How to Get a Free Gigantor Hot Fudge Sundae, in 16 Easy Steps
1. Meet a boy.
2. Decide he's cute.
3. Make sure he thinks you're cute.
4. Invite him to see The Lost World with your youth group.
5. Wait for him at the back of the theatre since he said he'd be late coming from his softball game.
6. End up sitting next to him since your youth group saved seats next to each other for you.
7. Realize that you are both slightly obsessed with John Williams' music.
8. Get engaged a year later.
9. Pick up a coupon somewhere along the way for a free small sundae from McDonald's.
10. Get married 14 months and 2 days after you got engaged.
11. After you leave your wedding reception, stop at McDonald's before you get to the hotel.
12. Drive up to the speaker, tell them you have a coupon and place your order.
13. Before pulling forward, tell them that you just got married that day and ask if they can give you some extra chocolate sauce.
14. Present your coupon.
15. Collect your Gigantor Sundae that has been made in a large soft drink cup.
16. Drive away celebrating.
Happy 16th Anniversary of getting that Gigantor Sundae, Aaron. Here's to many more!