This scenario happens at least once a day in my house...
I hear the youngest boy, four years old, flush the toilet and then I hear water for about .782 seconds. He exits the bathroom.
Me: Did you wash your hands?
Me: Did you wash them well?
Me: Did you use soap?
Me: Did you wash both sides, up to your wrists?
Me: Are you lying to me?
*He whines and convulses as he flops back in the the bathroom to do it right.*
When do they figure out that moms know EVERYTHING?