Girl : Hey Squirrel, watcha doing?
Girl : Hey Squirrel! Are ya sleeping?
Girl : Hey, SQUIRREL! Are you using your tail as a blanket?
Boy: Maybe he can't answer. Or maybe he's dead.
Girl : I guess you're sleeping. Or maybe laying down on that branch.
Boy: Yep, he might be dead. Maybe he's been dead for four days. There's only one way to find out.
Girl : How?
Boy: Well two ways. You can go out there and try to scare him off.
*Indiscernible mumbling and discussion. I'm fairly certain the second way was never discussed.*
Girl : Don't touch a dead bird! You can get infectionated!
Older Boy: I touched a dead bird once and I'm okay.
Girl : Don't! You can get infectionated!
Older Boy: Well I did. It was at school during science.
Girl : Well I still wouldn't do it.
Boy: What if your favourite animal was a bird?
Girl: I still wouldn't touch it!
Boy: What if you had gloves on?
Girl : I still wouldn't touch it.
[Rustling of breakfast dishes and cereal boxes]