Friday, January 18, 2013

Egg Psychology

You know, you can tell a lot about a person by how they keep their eggs:

There are those who like to keep the eggs perfectly huddled around the centre of the egg carton.  They like equilibrium.  They want things to to be even all around.  They like the aesthetically symmetrical.  They like knowing where things are going to be.

There are those who take the eggs from anywhere they want.  They are the free spirits who do not put much stock in things like appearance or practicality.  They would rather put their grey cells into something much more interesting.  Do not expect much organization from this crowd.

There are those who take their eggs out from one side.  On the surface, it appears that these folks simply have a routine and like to stick with it, but you'll soon discover that they actually are deep thinkers who think well in advance of most.  They have anticipated every scenario and have decided that they want the weight of the eggs to rest firmly in the fridge door end of the carton.  No one has ever dropped eggs from a carton with this approach.

And finally, there are those whose eggs are sitting on a bed of hay, under a chicken.  These people just totally rock.

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