My youngest boy just asked me to make him a fruit salad. We're out of strawberries and blueberries and the last of our bananas is a nice chocolatey brown shade. So, I told him we were out of Fruit Salad fruits. He said, "I think we have kiwi." I told him we used the last of it in the fruit salad a couple days ago.
Then I remembered that the avocados are sitting where the kiwi usually sits. I told my boy (who thinks he hates guacamole) that I could make him a fruit salad with mashed avocados and tomatoes and lime juice. He gave me that, "I'm on to you" look and walked away to find a different snack.