My oldest, 6 years old at the time, came up to me one morning and said, "Mom, she (the nearly five year old) said a bad word."
As has always been our custom I asked, "Okay, what letter does it start with and what does it rhyme with?"
The boy thought for a minute, "Well, it was actually two words and they start with 'B' and 'S.'"
I nearly fell over before I realized that there's no way my little girl would know those two really bad words that start with "B.S." So, wondering, I asked what the words were.
The boy continued, "Stinky Bum."
Oh, that they would always be that innocent.