Channeling Count Rugen

Sometimes, after I write something on here (although not too terribly often), I feel kinda, almost, sorta bad that I made you read whatever it was that I just shoved in front of you, you poor unsuspecting soul.

So that's when I go all Count Rugen on you -

...thinking, "I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you?"

So if this was you, reading my blog...

I'm so sorry.  But tell me... And remember, this is for posterity so be honest. How do you feel?